

I still game a lot these days and my PS4 sees as much use as my favorite Vaseline jar! But some of the games available in this century like a teenage fantasy come true and that’s not exaggerating.


I nearly got addicted to video games in my teens, only to discover that girls my age had features, slits and protuberances that when touched, licked and explored could make me happier than any game ever could! Who doesn’t like video games? Some of the happiest periods of my life have been spent huddled in the den over my prized N64 console, rapturously slaying ant-like monsters on Jet Force Gemini and roving the wilderness to be found in the masterpiece that’s Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
